Characters:
Okay, this isn’t really full blown
fancy schmancy character descriptions. Instead, I’m just gonna write about 2 or
3 sentences about each character so you get an idea about who they are.
Good
Guys:
Sean
The main protagonist. He’s 15 ½ when the show starts. He has the ability to dodge bullets and can’t be killed by inanimate objects because he’s kind of the decedent of a race 500 year old knights(don’t ask). Sean is extremely extroverted and intelligent. He’s the perfect foil for the cocky, pot smoking, homophobic, George.
Appears in: Every episode. He’s the main character, right(actually while looking at, I don’t believe he appears in EP. 32 “She-Sean”)?
Charles
Pretty much the same as Sean. Doesn’t like fighting as much as Sean but realizes it is necessary. Charles is a lot different personality wise. Charles is extremely introverted and isn’t known for making wise cracks while battling like Sean does. Charles more peaceful attitude leads him into conflict with Sean on occasion.
Appears in: From pretty much every episode after 7.
Shows up during season 2 as Sean and Charles’ new allie. Doesn’t get along with Sean. She doesn’t like fighting much either so she gets along with Charles well. She eventually decides to live a life independently of Sean and the others.
Appears in: EP.27 “A Shack Upon a Hill – Part 1,” EP.28 “A Shack Upon a Hill – Part 2,” EP.29 “The Trade,” EP. 34 “Evil Sean,” EP. 35 “Secret Wars – Part 1,” EP. 36 “Secret Wars – Part 2,” EP. 37 “Old Enemies – Part 1,” EP. 38 “Old Enemies – Part 2,” EP. 39 “Old Enemies – Part 3,” EP. 40 “Old Enemies – Part 4,” EP. 41 “Old Enemies – Part 5,” EP. 42 “Walking Tall – Part 1,” EP. 43 “Walking Tall – Part 2,” EP. 44 “The Last Hope – Part 1,” EP. 45 “The Last Hope – Part 2,” EP. 48 “The ‘Lets Make a Band’ Episode!,” EP. 49 “A Wolf in Sheep’s Clothing”
Two guys that were former government agents or something(I’m making this up while I go along damn it). While on the run from the government, they perform as wandering street performers recreating awful pop songs with only a guitar. They assist Sean and Charles when needed. Which pretty much means whenever they have time to call them up.
Appears in: EP.1 “Encounter at Near Point INC. – Part 1” EP. 11 “Friends or Foes – Part 1,” EP. 12 “Friends or Foes – Part 2,” EP. 13 “An Unearthly Challenge,” EP. 14 “Highway High-Jinx,” EP. 15 “High School Hostage – Part 1,” EP. 16 “High School Hostage – Part 2,” EP. 17 “High School Hostage – Part 3,” EP. 18 “High School Hostage – Part 4,” EP. 19 “High School Hostage – Part 5,” EP. 22 “The Charles N’ Sean Show(archive footage),” EP. 25 “The Worst of Both Worlds – Part 1,” EP. 26 “The Worst of Both Worlds – Part 2,” EP. 27 “A Shack Upon a Hill – Part 1,” EP. 28 “A Shack Upon a Hill – Part 2,” EP. 29 “The Trade,” EP. 30 “The T.R.A.S.H. Device – Part 1,” EP. 31 “The T.R.A.S.H. Device – Part 2,” EP. 32 “She-Sean,” EP. 34 “Evil Sean,” EP. 35 “Secret Wars – Part 1,” EP. 36 “Secret Wars – Part 2,” EP. 37 “Old Enemies – Part 1,” EP. 38 “Old Enemies – Part 2,” EP. 39 “Old Enemies – Part 3,” EP. 40 “Old Enemies – Part 4,” EP. 41 “Old Enemies – Part 5,” EP. 42 “Walking Tall – Part 1,” EP. 43 “Walking Tall – Part 2,” EP. 44 “The Last Hope – Part 1,” EP. 45 “The Last Hope – Part 2,” EP. 48 “The ‘Lets Make a Band’ Episode!,” EP. 50 “The Clip Show(archive footage),” EP. 51 “The Sting of the Scorpion – Part 1,” EP. 52 “The Sting of the Scorpion – Part 2,” EP. 53 “The Scorpion’s Gauntlet – Part 1,” EP. 54 “The Scorpion’s Gauntlet – Part 2”
Sean and Charles’ mentor. He’s the former king of the kingdom of Elysium and member of The Elder Council. Your typical Yoda type character.
Appears in: Not sure, but since he’s one of the good guys, he probably shows up a lot.
Group of old guys that are the last living decedents of The Kingdom of Elysium. Quinn consults them a lot.
Appears in: Probably show up a lot.
Bad
Guys:
The “main bad guy.” The guy who is in “almost every episode and if he doesn’t appear, he’s at least mentioned.” George is a rich, homophobic, stupid, stereotypical high school loser. His family was heavily involved in crime. Think of the bad guys from The Punisher movie. A lot like that. After his parents were killed, George takes over his families empire. He butts heads with Sean when he’s out picking on kids cause he has nothing else better to do. Sean proceeds to kick his ass which pisses him off. George uses his ties to the crime world to try to get Sean killed. George can’t stand the fact that Sean doesn’t like him and tries to do anything he can do to get rid of him for good.
Appears in: EP.1 “Encounter at Near Point INC. – Part 1” EP.2 “Encounter at Near Point INC. – Part 2,” EP.7 “Supermarket Showdown,” EP. 11 “Friends or Foes – Part 1,” EP. 12 “Friends or Foes – Part 2,” EP. 15 “High School Hostage – Part 1,” EP. 16 “High School Hostage – Part 2,” EP. 17 “High School Hostage – Part 3,” EP. 18 “High School Hostage – Part 4,” EP. 19 “High School Hostage – Part 5,” EP. 20 “Pharmaceutical Pandemonium” EP. 21 “Suburban Kombat” EP. 22 “The Charles N Sean Show(archive footage),” EP. 25 “The Worst of Both Worlds – Part 1,” EP. 26 “The Worst of Both Worlds – Part 2,” EP. 29 “The Trade,” EP. 31 “The T.R.A.S.H. Device – Part 2,” EP. 32 “She-Sean,” EP.33 “Family Feud,” EP. 34 “Evil Sean,” EP. 37 “Old Enemies – Part 1,” EP. 38 “Old Enemies – Part 2,” EP. 39 “Old Enemies – Part 3,” EP. 40 “Old Enemies – Part 4,” EP. 41 “Old Enemies – Part 5,” EP. 42 “Walking Tall – Part 1,” EP. 43 “Walking Tall – Part 2,” EP. 48 “The ‘Lets Make a Band’ Episode!,” EP. 50 “The Clip Show(archive footage),” EP. 51 “The Sting of the Scorpion – Part 1,” EP. 52 “The Sting of the Scorpion – Part 2,” EP. 53 “The Scorpion’s Gauntlet – Part 1,” EP. 54 “The Scorpion’s Gauntlet – Part 2”
And for the heck of it, episodes he doesn’t appear, but is mentioned: EP. 10 “The Bruise Brothers,” EP. 28 “A Shack Upon a Hill – Part 2,” EP. 30 “The T.R.A.S.H. Device – Part 1”
George’s two bodyguards that follow him around wherever he goes. Goon #2 is more or less a mute. Chris does the talking and laughs at all of George’s stupid, offensive jokes.
Appears in: All the same episodes as George.
George’s girlfriend. The stereotypical high school bimbo.
Appears in: Not sure. Will appear with George in a few episodes obviously.
Crook turned game show host turned fugitive, crook, game show host. Has a fascination with Sean. Wants to kill him live on TV. Many of his schemes involve copying popular TV shows/movies. After being defeated at the end of season 1, he takes the Green Goblin-esque persona of the Black Scorpion.
Appears in: EP. 3 “Super Chef,” EP. 5 “The Phantom Menace,” EP. 8 “Who Wants to Take a Hostage?,” EP. 23 “The Charles N Sean Show” EP. 25 “The Worst of Both Worlds – Part 1,” EP. 26 “The Worst of Both Worlds – Part 2,” EP. 27 “A Shack Upon a Hill – Part 1,” EP. 29 “The Trade,” EP. 35 “Secret Wars – Part 1,” He makes two appearances between episodes 37 and 41. EP. 42 “Walking Tall – Part 1,” EP. 44 “The Last Hope – Part 1” EP. 48 “The ‘Lets Make a Band’ Episode!,” EP. 49 “A Wolf in Sheep’s Clothing,” EP. 50 “The Clip Show,” EP. 51 “The Sting of the Scorpion – Part 1,” EP. 52 “The Sting of the Scorpion – Part 2,” EP. 53 “The Scorpion’s Gauntlet – Part 1,” EP. 54 “The Scorpion’s Gauntlet – Part 2”
Rey Jay Ray’s robotic henchman. He was invented by Dr. Woodrow Quade. RJ stands for “Rey Jay(obviously).” Has the ability to fly and throw lasers from its hands.
Appears in: EP. 3 “Super Chef,” ,” EP. 5 “The Phantom Menace,” EP. 8 “Who Wants to Take a Hostage?,” EP. 23 “The Charles N Sean Show” EP. 25 “The Worst of Both Worlds – Part 1,” EP. 26 “The Worst of Both Worlds – Part 2,” EP. 50 “The Clip Show(archive footage),” EP. 51 “The Sting of the Scorpion – Part 1,” EP. 52 “The Sting of the Scorpion – Part 2,” EP. 53 “The Scorpion’s Gauntlet – Part 1,” EP. 54 “The Scorpion’s Gauntlet – Part 2”
Rey Jay’s girlfriend and co-host. A lot like George’s girlfriend.
Appears in: EP. 3 “Super Chef,” ,” EP. 5 “The Phantom
Menace,” EP. 8 “Who Wants to Take a Hostage?,” EP. 23 “The Charles N Sean Show”
EP. 25 “The Worst of Both Worlds – Part 1,” EP. 26 “The Worst of Both Worlds –
Part 2,” EP. 50 “The Clip Show(archive footage),” EP. 51 “The Sting of the
Scorpion – Part 1,” EP. 52 “The Sting of the Scorpion – Part 2,” EP. 53 “The
Scorpion’s Gauntlet – Part 1,” EP. 54 “The Scorpion’s Gauntlet – Part 2”
Evil government agent guy. He pursues Sean & CO. so they can get them to take part in some sort of weird government project.
EP.1 “Encounter at Near Point INC. – Part 1” EP.2 “Encounter at Near Point INC. – Part 2,” EP. 3 “Super Chef,” EP. 4 “TV Trouble,” ,” EP. 6 “Officer Johnson – Man of Inaction,” EP. 9 “Team Players,” EP. 14 “Highway High-Jinx,” EP. 16 “High School Hostage – Part 2,” EP. 17 “High School Hostage – Part 3,” EP. 18 “High School Hostage – Part 4,” EP. 19 “High School Hostage – Part 5,” EP. 35 “Secret Wars – Part 1,” EP. 36 “Secret Wars – Part 2,” EP. 53 “The Scorpion’s Gauntlet – Part 1,” EP. 54 “The Scorpion’s Gauntlet – Part 2”
Assassin hired by Agent Davis to take out Sean and the others. He has really bad ADD and often say things like “What do they call a Big Mac in France?” or “Ya know, I’m a big fan of comic books” in the middle of life or death situations.
Appears in: EP. 4 “TV Trouble,” ,” EP. 6 “Officer Johnson – Man of Inaction,” EP. 14 “Highway High-Jinx,” EP. 22 “Suburban Kombat,” EP. 53 “The Scorpion’s Gauntlet – Part 1,” EP. 54 “The Scorpion’s Gauntlet – Part 2”
The big crime boss guy who has an odd animal fetish. The Bruise Brothers, Quentin Gonzalez, Inept Vinnie, Russ & Gill, Dr. Woodrow Quade, Rey Jay Ray, and the goons that work for George all are part of Max’s crime organization in some way. Max keeps a low profile and doesn’t get involved much in his organization’s affairs.
Appears in: EP. 17 “High School Hostage – Part 3,”
EP. 18 “High School Hostage – Part 4,” EP. 19 “High School Hostage – Part 5”
Reverend Son Young Boon
The leader of the evil Coalition Church cult. Think David
Koresh.
Appears in: EP. 1 “Encounter At Near Point INC. – Part 1,” EP. 39 “Old Enemies – Part 3,” EP. 40 “Old Enemies – Part 4,” EP. 41 “Old Enemies – Part 5,” EP. 53 “The Scorpion’s Gauntlet – Part 1,” EP. 54 “The Scorpion’s Gauntlet – Part 2”
The Black Scorpion
Creepy cloaked guy that assist Sean’s enemies. Not to be confused with
Rey Jay Ray’s alter ego of the same name(Rey Jay Ray based his alter ego on
him).
Appears in: EP. 3 “Super Chef,” EP. 15 “High School Hostage – Part 1,” EP. 22 “Suburban Kombat,” EP. 29 “The Trade,” EP. 42 “Walking Tall – Part 1,” EP. 53 “The Scorpion’s Gauntlet – Part 1,” EP. 54 “The Scorpion’s Gauntlet – Part 2”
One of Diomedes’
minions that manages to escape. He’s his “general.” He is also the biological
father to Charles.
Once was an allie to Shane and Spy Ninja, Jake went on his own to travel the galaxy and perfect his telepathic abilities. Jake is cocky and is full of pride and honor.
Appears in: EP. 12 “Friends or Foes – Part 2,” EP 13. “An Unearthly Challenge,” EP. 44 “The Last Hope – Part 1,” EP. 45 “The Last Hope – Part 2”
The chief scientist for Max’s organization. Rey Jay Ray and George employ him the most(which is ironic since they don’t get along). He’s also the founder of the X65 project that Agent Davis is head of.
Appears in: EP.7 “Supermarket Showdown,” EP. 15 “High School Hostage – Part 1,” EP. 27 “A Shack Upon a Hill – Part 2,” EP. 53 “The Scorpion’s Gauntlet – Part 1,” EP. 54 “The Scorpion’s Gauntlet – Part 2”
A couple of rednecks that make a living of raping and killing women.
Appears in: EP. 8 “Who Wants to Take a Hostage?,” EP. 27 “A Shack Upon a Hill – Part 1,” EP 28 “A Shack Upon a Hill – Part 2,” EP. 53 “The Scorpion’s Gauntlet – Part 1,” EP. 54 “The Scorpion’s Gauntlet – Part 2”
The Edge and Stone N Bones were once the world’s most popular professional wrestlers. Soon though, fans got sick of their tired old shtick and fans were leaving in droves. After being fired, they turned to a life of crime.
Appears in: EP. 2 “Encounter At Near Point INC. – Part 2,” EP. 10 “The Bruise Brothers,” EP. 16 “High School Hostage – Part 2,” EP. 17 “High School Hostage – Part 3,” EP. 53 “The Scorpion’s Gauntlet – Part 1,” EP. 54 “The Scorpion’s Gauntlet – Part 2”
Vinnie is a small time crook. He’s always looking for a half assed way to make a buck.
Appears in: EP. 6 “Officer Johnson – Man of Inaction,” EP. 16 “High School Hostage – Part 2,” EP. 17 “High School Hostage – Part 3,” EP. 25 “The Worst of Both World’s – Part 1,” EP. 53 “The Scorpion’s Gauntlet – Part 1,” EP. 54 “The Scorpion’s Gauntlet – Part 2”