OK, my rant's pretty long, but I think it's a good read. And hey, atleast you're not the one that had to write it... You know,the funny part about the whole thing(well, I and many others found the whole site funny...) was that when everyone saw my site, that wasn't even my site, and the real one was dead for a while and soon to be forgotten. See, MY site was www.Jimbo54.tk, the site everyone else was going to was some huge dumb URL. Anyway, I never got the chance really to tell anyone the whole story, which is what THIS is-

Alright,it stated, oh, about a year ago maybe. I saw someone's SubProfile who had some people in it they didn't like and insulted them. I found it humorous so made my own. It only had a few people in it. Well, it got around to a few people, a lot less than I thought, and it got passed on from there. Everyone thought it was funny and wanted me add more people. So, I did that. Around September, eventually more and more people were added until I couldn't fit anyone else in it. So, I made www.Jimbo54.tk.

OK, lets fast forward to the day everyone found it. I really don't remember when it was, and could care less. All I know is that it was a Friday. I think it might've been the beginning of Decemeber...Anyway, I headed up the 3rd floor as usual for B period. I was told that Josh Nolette and Nick Rutherford wanted to beat me up or something on account of them seeing my site on account of someone showing it to their whole Humanities class(you know who you are. -_-). Yea, so while walking past Josh and Rutherford on my was to class Josh used one the BEST and most original insults anyone's has EVER used against me. Get this, he called me...get ready, it's a good one, he called me "Chester". OH EM GEE! HOW FUNNY. He also called me "Jimmy Neutron". I guess that one's funny since my name's Jimmy or something like that.

Alright, then in Lunch this dude who I never saw before and Ben Motzko, RJ whateverhislastnameis, and some other kids come over and start calling me a "fucking faggot" because I "like to make fun of people in wheelchairs" and I'm "a racist faggot". Apparently they didn't even read my site...Yea, so they left and then Jerry and Officer Gilbert came over and said they'd take care of them and whatnot. Nice of them to come over WHILE the kids were over bugging me...

Next period I was in Literature and Mr. Wells, I think that's his name, came and got me. I had to go to Mr. Grieve's office. Then Mr. Hughen came in with a printed version of my site. Then they had Gilbert come in for some dumb reason. He was saying stuff like I could get arrested for harassment or something like that. If that was the case then Jay Leno, Conan O'Brien, David Letterman, etc...should be in jail for making fun of dumb George Bush and countless others. Yea, I learn later that kids were going down to the office threatening to kill me, yea, and they get away with that, but if I say some dumb immature comment about them on the Internet, I'm the one that could go to jail, whatever...And he was yelling at me because I happen to always look like I'm smiling. Then they were reading it and asking me if this random person would find it funny. Actually, almost everyone they mentioned actually DO find it funny...They found it funny that only 10 people or so were on my "Good List". They blew the whole thing WAY out of proportion and made a HUGE deal out of nothing.

Yea, so, then J period I got called down to Mr. Laine's office. Ug, can't they just drop it already? Mr. Grieves and Mr. Hughen were in there too. They were telling me about the people going into their offices telling them they were going to kill me. Yea, then suspend them or something. I'm pretty sure threating to kill someone IN school is a lot more illegal than making fun of someone online, OUTSIDE OF SCHOOL. Yea, so then I get suspended off the school computers for 5 days because I apparently went to the site or something. Which I didn't...Pretty dumb how tons of kids were going and even using the school equipment to print it out, yet I'M the one suspended. Again, whatever. I also agreed to take the site down...

When I got home and went online some jerk who wouldn't even tell me her real name IMed me bugging me about how I shouldn't be insulting people or something like that because I'm ugly...yea, that makes sense...

That's pretty much all that happened on that day. I'll be back in a couple of days with Part 2 which includes a conversation with someone in school who wanted to know WHY I made the site, an AIM conversation with someone who doesn't know the definition of the word "harassment"(that conversation was pure comedy I thought...), plenty of insults that were thrown at me, threats towards me, compliments given to me, and more!