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  Rejected Pokemon Products

During Pokemon's period of huge commercial success, many companies wanted to captitalize on it(afterall, if you slap "Pokemon" on something its bound to sell, right?). Unfortunately for a few of them, Nintendo didn't grant them the Pokemon license. Here, we'll take a look at the Pokemon products that didn't recieve the "Nintendo Seal of Quality."

Poke Butt Plug


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Have you been getting that Itching Burning feeling bought on by a bad case of the piles? Are you having problems from Constipation because you've been eating to much food? Well my friend don't fear...I have just the cure you've been looking for. It's the Poke Butt Plug! I think it's easy to see why Nintendo didn't go along with this.


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Pokemon Hentai EXPLOSION!!!
In honor of the rather popular Pokemon hentai that is on the internet, adult magazine publisher Hustler proposed a special Pokemon issue featuring a collection of the best Pokemon porno from the internet. Unfortunately, they couldn't get the consent of the original authors and a subsequent attempt at getting their own original drawings in a magazine failed, the project was scrapped. When asked about the cancellation, a Hustler representative responded "We think we all realised that making drawings starring animated children and animals was just plain sick."

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Poke Shot Gun


Gun Manufactorer Remington also decided to give Pokemon a chance. This Airsoft Air/Spring shotgun is modeled after famous Italian riot control shotguns used in many action movies.

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