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  Serpentor V.S. Blastoise

Battle #3 features Serpentor vs Blastoise. Ya know, while growin up my favorite show was G.I. Joe. Those were the good old days where cartoons weren't on networks. All cartoons were practically in syndication and instead of crap like Pokemon they had shows like Transformers and G.I. Joe. So what better way to pay homage to my fav cartoon while was growin up than to put the most deadliest of Cobra villians against arguably the most stupidest lookin Pokemon, Blastoise?

Blastoise

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The final stage in the Squirtle evolution, Blastoise have a tough shell that conceals two high-pressure cannons capable of shooting hundreds of gallons of water per minute.

TYPE: Water
HEIGHT: 1.6 m
WEIGHT: 85.5 kg
EVOLUTION: Squirtle-Wartortle-Blastoise

Serpentor

A secret cabal of Cobra scientists, under the direction of The Interrogator and Destro, combed the tombs, sarcophagi and relics of the great despots of history to find cells with DNA traces. From these long dead genetic blueprints they produced a composite clone with the military genius of Napoleon, the ruthlessness of Julius Caesar, the daring of Hannibal and the fiscal acumen of Attila the Hun...the ultimate Cobra Emperor! A master of political intrigue and a brilliant tactician, he is capable of wrestling power from Cobra Commander for the benefit of The Interrogator and Destro.
His eyes have seen the legions of Rome trample the Gauls and Nervii into the dust. His hand lifted the horse hair baton that signaled the first charge of the Carthaginian armored elephant phalanx. His ears have heard the rattle of French cuirassiers on the streets of Moscow.

Time to put up or shut up Blastoise! And this is one bad guy I wouldn't want huntin me down.

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