Chorus 2:
Well, the cards start coming and they don't stop coming
All those little hoes, hit the stores running
Didn't make sense to go there and pay
You must be dumb, and gotta be gay
Not much to do, not much to see
That's why all the Pokemon are high on weed
Never know don't collect cards,
So don't be a fag like Charzar

Hey now, you're a Pokemon, get your game on, spank his
Hey now, you're a Pokemon, get the show on, yank his
And all them Pokemon in balls
It's a little secret, they're all gonna fall
It's a gay place and they say it gets gayer
This fad has to end sooner or later
But the collecters all say no
Judging by the price of that Jigglypuff hoe
The childs' brains, they're getting pretty weak
They're moving pretty fast so you might as well cheat
My world's real gay, for a while
That ain't the way I like it so it better change style.
Chorus

Somebody once asked coulf you spare some change for cards
I need to buy myself a Pikachu
I said, "Yep, what a concept
I could use a little change myself
But can we screw the Pikachu?"