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  "PKA Theme"

Here I gathered a collection of Pokemon bashing songs. All of which a based on the sole purpose of insulting Pokemon(and maybe some other things) along the way. Wanna send in a song? Sure! E-mail it to me and i'll be happy to take a look at it. You could even leave it in the Guestbook or Forum if ya like.

I lead a small group called the PKA (Pokemon Killers Association.) Here is our theme song:

The first part is spoken in a deep, threatening voice-

Pokemon, we're here to kill, to shoot, to spear.
Pokemon, we're here to kill, to shoot, to spear.
Pokemon are to be killed. You'd better run
because we're coming to get you, Pikachu.

Now for the singing part-

We'll pull out Uzis and pump ya fulla lead.
We'll shoot and shoot till Pokemon are dead.
Forty-seven bullet holes in your chest.
When it comes to killing Pokemon, we're the best!

Cutting down Bulbasaurs, putting out Charmanders' flames,
Dehydrating Squirtles, to us it's like a game.
From our sniper positions we shoot.
Shooting them all down 'cuz they ain't worth a toot.

We wake up bright and early to shoot them down.
We're gonna blow up that Pallet Town.
Stomp the bugs like Weedle and Caterpie,
Yaanma, Pinsir, Metapod, and Butterfree.

We're a small army, but we'll take them out.
Ash watched us kill Pikachu, and he began to pout.
Then we shoved a firecracker in his ear.
But it did no harm 'cuz he's brainless, that's clear.

We stabbed him in the back and stapped Brock and Misty too.
Then we killed their Pokemon, 'cuz that's what we do.
After a long day of shooting Pokemon in the head,
we go home and then we go to bed.

We wake up in the morning and we're out the front door.
Then we spot and shoot a Venusaur.
We torch Viridian Forest and watch it burn.
Then we put the ashes in an explosive urn.

We'll push the fires into a swimming pool.
Then we burn the grasses because doing it is cool.
Then we take out all the psycic's minds.
Which is impossible 'cuz they have none, you'll find.

We're gonna terrorize that Johto place.
Then we'll hit everyone there in the face.
We'll tear through the towns in our bug, heavy tanks.
And we'll kill everyone and rob there banks.

We'll search for their leader and go after him too.
His pathetic little Miltank will, as he dies, say "Moo!"
We corner him and on his face we see fear.
Then he cries and screams,"PKA! That's who's here!"

We say,"Yes, PKA, that's us!"
Then we run over him with a city bus.
Pokemon Killers Association, that's who we are.
Just to kill Pokemon, we'll travel far.

PKA, we're gonna kick some Pokemon butt.
We're gonna stab them and pour out their guts.
Killing Pokemon, that's our job.
We're gonna kill those Pokemon snobs!

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