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Pokemon hunters, yes we're they
We don't care what you children say
We're here to kill your Pikachu, Squirtle and Bulbasaur
And we forgot to say this, but your mom's a whore

We're out on the run tonight, and we are really bored,
Until we spot a wild kid playing with a Ivysaur,
We shoot it in the head and take it for us,
We shoot that little kid too, because the ranger made a fuss,
About us not killing the trainers as well as the little gays,
But all of us have our good and bad days,

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Pokemon hunters, to destroy and wreck
Every Pokemon that's in our neck
Of the woods, we are not like hoods
But we're Pokemon hunters, you, out there, badgering goods, I saw a Pikachu at 10:15, BAM! He was dead,
A Charizard at 11:30, BOOM! A shot in the head,
A Venusaur at 1:30, a Gyarados at 2:30, a Metapod at 3:00
They all met their fate courtesy of lead,

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Pokemon hunters, we go near and far,
We even look for them in your car,
But if we see them anywhere,
In two seconds they'll not be there,
We guarantee our phrase,
"For every song, 60 Pokemon are fazed"!

We are notorious, known throughout the state
When Ash heard about this, it was too late
He was pumped full of lead and then shot in the head,
I would have shoved an explosive in his ass, but instead,
I took a nuclear bomb and plutonium acid,
And poured it all in Ash's casket,
And the next day everyone found out,
There was radiation leaking about...............

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We're Pokemon hunters, the other cops,
Everyone around us is giving us props,
For killing those gay little fags,
Then stuffing them all in garbage bags,

PEACE OUT AMERICA!